As the head of any family knows, when the children are fighting over their costumes, you have to say no one can dress up
There’s an old Jewish sketch about a guy who makes a load of money and buys a boat. Resplendent in gold braid or whatever, he says to his father: “Look, I’m a captain now!”
“By your wife, you’re a captain,” his father replies. “By me, you’re a captain. But by a captain, you’re no captain.”Continue reading...
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